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Object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing.

-- Rob Pike





Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.

-- Rob Pike circa 1991





{ajh} I always viewed HURD development like the Special Olympics of free software.





cat came back from Berkeley waving flags

-- Rob Pike





We have persistant(sic) objects, they're called files.

-- Ken Thompson





If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

-- ken





The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't do anything for you.

-- ken





A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate.

-- Rob Pike





Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

-- Leonardo da Vinci





Increasingly, people seem to misinterpret complexity as sophistication, which is baffling---the incomprehensible should cause suspicion rather than admiration. Possibly this trend results from a mistaken belief that using a somewhat mysterious device confers an aura of power on the user.

-- Niklaus Wirth





Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people's mistakes.

-- David Wheeler





[Like programmers] prostitutes also think they all suck.



And both, programmers and prostitutes, are right: they suck. The big difference is that prostitutes got the term "user-friendly" right.

-- yiyus [http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8y348/my_programming_quotes_file_was_well_received_when/c0aspwo]





Programming is not a zero-sum game. Teaching something to a fellow programmer doesn't take it away from you. I'm happy to share what I can, because I'm in it for the love of programming. The Ferraris are just gravy, honest!

-- John Carmack