11. Carve D & D dice set out of soap.



10. Change facebook relationship status to "it's complicated."



9. File sharing to cut through bars.



8. Organize prison-style LARP during exercise period



7. Dig a tunnel, but bring a pump to pop any monsters you encounter.



6. Stage prison rendition of Spamalot.



5. Finally lose virginity.



4. Make a swiss army shiv.



3. Request portal gun.



2. Encrypt messages by hand using RSA with memorized large prime.



1. Trade cigarettes for Mountain Dew.



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